Happy Valentines Day!!!

OK, so here's the deal, I was thinking about who to send Valentine's cards to; and I thought about sending them to all my friends and acquaintances, but then I realized that I love everybody in the whole wide world (except Erno Rubik...damn cubes) so much that I had to send everybody (except Erno Rubik)a Valentine.
So here it is my love message to the whole world:
Ahem...We live in a strange world, you and I; A world full of hatred, death, and toys from China.
but I know of a way that you can make my little part of the world so much brighter, and I hope I can do the same for you.
I know I don't have a whole lot to offer, I'm just an eyeball with shadows for legs and arms. All I can give is my love, in the form of this giant pink heart lurking behind me. So I stand here on this painfully bright floral background and ask that you will take me,this lonely eyeball, and Be my Valentine. You will make me the happiest eye alive, Will you?!




(Warning: I HAVE been quite ill the past few days...Keep praying :D)
Photoshop by me of course...