Rantage Point

There comes a time in everyone's lives, when they realize that something is not in order. they decide the best way to solve the problem is by speaking(or writing)about it at length.
Yes, Everybody needs to rant. (At this point I walk through traffic in slow-mo singing: Everybody rants...sometimes.)
As I must get it out of my system I have decided to put my rant into Fairytale form, to make it easier to bear, and perhaps, to some crazy monkeys, enjoyable.

Rantage Point.

Once upon a fictitious time, there lived a happy main character. This main character was an attractive female with an angelic disposition, who was, for some reason or another, under the suppression of a super-villain with an eccentric personality and evil designs toward world domination. Aforementioned super-villain had placed the heroine, say, a princess, under some form of magical imprisonment which could only be broken by some bizarre task performed by an attractive male youth of royal descent.

Luckily for the unfortunate heroine such a youth was sent to the very place of her incarceration by a fanatical aging wizard, and was given some abnormal objects of magical qualities from three elderly, corpulent, magical fairies.

Thus armed, the brisk youth set of towards the enchanted land through the dark, evil, wooded area surrounding the atrocious, would-be autocrat’s establishment. Having battled the evil trees which were magically endowed with the powers of speech, thought and movement, our royal hero approached the gate of the citadel where he challenged the over-confident sorcerer to open combat.

Meanwhile the eye-catching young princess, seeing her opportunity for wealth and freedom, began attempting to bribe the abused employees of the malevolent dictator. Having won them over with her inhuman charm and kindness she escaped to a more pleasant chamber on the next floor, only to be stopped by the super-villain who fastened her to some part of the room to keep her still while he went to combat our confident young prince.

The competition began and of course the super-villain made some statement to the boy about his impending doom, and insincerely implored the prince to run along to home to his mommy. The prince made some noble statement and began to attack the villain.

Naturally, the villain cheated and turned himself into some kind of giant creature and managed to get the hero trapped in something. At this point he began to brag about his superior strength and mental ability and proceeded to tell his captive every last detail of his plan for global supremacy. Then, Rather than kill the prince he placed him in some form of slow execution device and left to check on his other detainee.

The prince, endowed with the magical objects, released himself, defeated the evil sorcerer by some small obvious trick, and rescued the virtuous maid from her confinement. She immediately consented to marry him even thought she had never met him before and they lived happily ever after, That is until the have problems with their teenage daughter in a case of forbidden love in the next part.

THE END

I realize that this is really dull and most of the ppl here will just skip to the pictures,(i do :P) but i was prepared for that instance, so for all you picturemongers here is a picture of a prince and princess to feast ur picture-hungry eyes upon.