Thursday

The Seven Deadly Sins

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."
Yes, I am guilty of the Seven Deadly Sins, every last stinking one of them.
Here is my Montage of Evil.
1.Luxuria(Lust)
As you probably know, I have an enormous-what can only be described as- mancrush (I know

I'm a chick but it seems to fit)on Tom Welling.
As he has no acting talent whatsoever, or any other qualities besides his athletic physique and perfectly formed face, it is pure lust. there's no admiration of talent or of his-quite frankly-boring personality, just lust.

2.Gula
(Gluttony)
Ok I figured that none of my past acts of gluttony are worth mentioning, save that 1 kilo candy escapade, so I thought I'd mention an act of gluttony I am planning(so as there is no question as to whether I am reformed or still active in my sinful habits).
I have been longing for some of those candy apple rings forever, they are indescribable really, look at them...GAH!!!
As soon as I get a hold of some I'm gonna attempt to eat an entire packet in under 30 seconds(though I might bail out if they're too delicious).
3.Avarita (Avarice)
MONEY! how I wish I had more of it! if I did I could have all the apple rings I wanted, but more importantly I could have this...Yeah, though I would never get one of their computers, I love apple iPods especially the red one, I wanna get one engraved with "Monkeys Are Everywhere!"
I would very much like to have some money...yeah...that'd be cool....

4.Acedia
(Sloth)
This is what I dream of all day...

and this is the state of my cupboard...Need I say any more?

5.Ira(Wrath)
You'll be mad to when you see this music butchery.


6.Invidia(Envy)

Overtalented Asian thingies...

7.Superbia(Pride/Vanity)
Yup. I went out of my way to take pictures of myself, nobody made me, there was no event, no real reason for it, I just took pictures of meh.

I quite like this stolen lipstick.

My brother bought me this awesome parasol which is a part of the reason for the photos.
I look kinda 20's, hey look! boobs!
Look how darned pleased I am with myself, smug beggar...

I guess there's really nothing left for me save the Four Last Things, Hell, Death, Judgement and Glory.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ah wow..you deserve to die! and so do i
but the lord has great mercy...
and i agree about the tom welling issue